I had to learn this the hard way. After each Ironman I’d be picking race tattoo residue out of my arm and leg hairs for a week or more. It kind of hurt.

But then I decided I’d shave my legs and avoid this altogether.

The first time I did this I was in a Danang, Vietnam hotel room and I only shaved right where the tattoo would go. It looked weird, but worked.

But did it make me faster? I don’t know.

But in triathlon it’s all about being aero, and some cyclists have claimed those hairy surfaces slow you down. So if it did make me faster, cool, Iโ€™ll take the speed.

But then I noticed it made a lot of sense, as I had been going to the physiotherapist to treat a plantar fascia injury, and this preventive massage had proven to be very helpful.

And when the physio cranked his thumbs down into my calves and thighs, it suddenly didnโ€™t hurt as much.

Well, yeah, it hurt the way it was supposed to, but the he wasnโ€™t ripping clumps of hair out of my groin anymore. That was nice.

They also say that if you crash itโ€™s tricky to pick the gravel and sand out of a hairy mess of blood and flesh, so just shave. Iโ€™ve been very lucky to not have a crash this severe, but if I do, the doctor can thank me.

Finally, I shave my face โ€“ I have no idea if that makes me more aero or not, but again, Iโ€™ll take it.


Adding to the argument to shaving, I have an anecdotal reason to shave, sent to me by a newsletter subscriber, Markus:

“I shaved my legs and chest (because I got tired of the kinetic tape from my physio on my hairy body).”

“Nice side effect- it shaved off 30 seconds off my 1k PB in the swim (and first time below 15โ€™)!”